sunday scribbling prompt

Who else could I be?

i am GOD, yes, well, i could be He
there's time, i'm sure, it's not blasphemy
already i'm aware what's in everybody's
prayers (that one was a no-brainer really)
now if i could just get the handle on
omnipresence i'll be there. and here.
though, i fear, miracles may take a little
longer, the quickness of hand, and the sleight
of eye. oh damn, truth! that anathema.
however, i'll endeavour never to lie.