gadzooks, thou art a codfish, sir.

shock! horror! probe! I've noticed the date and it's incredible how time flies in 2006. it calls for some off-the-cuff swamp verse from your very own Deputy Doggerel...

Solstice Schmolstice

how can the nights be drawing in
when summer's just begun?
i haven't got the bike out yet!
i'm missing out on fun